Alright, who's the jerk who thinks it's alright to try to move in on my girl, huh?

Zelos, it sure as hell better not be you, or I swear I'll make ya pay double!

Why am I teaching the shadow-kid to flirt?

I've created a monster.

... MOMO better not kill me for this.

And goddamnit, Zelos, don't go putting those kinds of ideas into the kid's head, you hear me?!